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Rocket Science

  Sometimes it  does  take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound
dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space
shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.  The idea is to simulate the
frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength
of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains.  Arrangements were made, and a
gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as  the chicken hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof  shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s
back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like
an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment,
along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists
for suggestions.

  NASA responded with a one-line memo —

“Defrost the chicken.” (True Story)

Thanks “Hole”

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One thought on “Rocket Science

  1. Lol it’s true good insight there friend. I’ll probably keep coming back for your articles.

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