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CAJUN MEDICAL DICTIONARY

 

 

Artery……………………………….The study of paintings

Bacteria……………………………Back door to cafeteria

Barium…………………………..What doctors do when patients die

Benign……………………………What you be, after you be eight 

Caesarean Section……………..A neighborhood in Rome

Catscan……………………………Searching for Kitty

Cauterize………………………….Made eye contact with her
 
Colic………………………………..A sheep dog
 
Coma………………………………..A punctuation mark
 
Dilate………………………………..To live a long time
 

Enema………………………………Not a friend

Fester……………………………….Quicker than someone else
 
Fibula……………………………….A small lie
 
Impotent……………………………Distinguished, well known
 
Labor pains………………………..Getting hurt at work
 
Medical staff……………………….A doctor’s cane
 
Morbid……………………………A higher offer
 
Nitrates……………………………..Cheaper than day rates
 
Node…………………………………I knew it
 
Outpatient………………………….A person who has fainted
 
Pelvis…………………………………Second cousin to Elvis
 
Post operative……………………..A letter carrier
 
Recovery room…………………….Place to do upholstery
 
Rectum……………………………..Nearly killed him
 
Secretion…………………………….Hiding something
 
Seizure……………………………….Roman Emperor
 
Tablet……………………………..Small Table
 
Terminal illness……………………Getting sick at the airport
 
Tumor………………………………..One plus one more
 
 
Urine………………………………….Opposite of you’re out

Thanks Doc 

 
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