SOME BLONDE HUMOR
To my friend Peggy Sue
A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane
when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
“Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died.
Ground control received her message and answers back:
“Don’t worry,Madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say.
First, I need you to give me your height and position.”
“I’m 5’2″ and sitting in the right front seat.”
Ground control: “Repeat after me: Our Father Which art in Heaven…”