MEDICAL REPORT
I went to my doctor this morning for my annual check-up and he asked me what I did yesterday:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake”
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, “You must be an awesome outdoorsman!”
“No,” I replied, “I’m just a lousy golfer.”
CB
A Conservative View 