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SENIOR HUMOR

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments: 

“My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad; I can’t even see my coffee.

I couldn’t even mark an “X” at election time, my hands are so crippled,” volenteered a third.

“What? Speak up! What? I can’t hear you.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.

“I forget where I am, and where I’m going,” said another.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting older,” winced a senior man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

“Well, count your Blessings,” said a woman cheerfully – – 

“Thank God we can all still drive.”
 
Thanks Jerry
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One thought on “SENIOR HUMOR

  1. Laurie Brewer on said:

    That was funny! Hope the day never comes when they can’t drive!

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