OUR GOVERNMENT IN ACTION
Only our Government can come up with this:
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever in its history.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
A Conservative View 
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ARE SOME OF US WHO, ALTHOUGH ONCE MEMBERS OF THE HIGHEST TAXED BASES, HAVE BEEN LOFT HOMELESS AND PENNILESS THROUGH DISABILITY AND THE LARCENY OF OTHERS. I AM ASHAMED TO ADMIT I WAS SO VICTIMIZED AND PROUD TO HAVE HAD A GOVERNMENT THAT DID NOT ALLOW ME TO STARVE.