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CRAIG’S LIST AD

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER – $1 (Location WASHINGTON, D.C.)

Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Questionable pedigree and does not appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November. But I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate this manure spreader out of the country.

I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

PS must’ve been built by International Harvester, whose slogan is: “We’ll stand behind everything we make, except the manure spreader.”

Best message of the year. I received several of these messages today.  C Brewer

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