A Conservative View

Praying that Donald Trump can save Americas freedoms!

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do a ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? 

Why the person who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Thanks Allan……….. News everyone can use and not a  word about Obama, politics or terror attacks.   C Brewer

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