A new twist to an old Internet story you might enjoy? I did. CB
A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles; we put them onto another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”
The German doctor comments:” That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us….in the USA, about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made him President of the United States, and now…….the whole country is looking for work.