OBAMA – OCCUPY GOLF MOVEMENT!
I am a member of golf’s lower 99%. I am an indifferent golfer, there is no way I could ever make it to the professional level. I will never put in the practice time to be the best. I will never have the shots, skills, or mental toughness to make it in the sport. I just never felt like working all that hard at it.
However, I am a part of the golfing community and as such, feel I should be paid by the top 1% of golfers for what I do.
It isn’t fair that those players who have worked harder, have studied the game more carefully, have better equipment, are more skilled and dedicated, should make all that BIG money.
Where’s my share? I am a Victim! The top 1% should pay for my club memberships and green fees and lessons, buy me new clubs, balls, clothes, and shoes, and pay me some of their winnings. They can afford it. They are The Rich!
The whole system should be changed to accommodate people like me. I think we should get together and occupy a golf course; demand that those who are better at what they do pay for us who generally suck. Whining should get us something – maybe we値l make the cover of Time Magazine and garnish some public sympathy. Hey, during this election year, we may even get a law or two passed by legislators who want our votes.
The Occupy Golf Movement
P.S. – Don’t mention this to tennis players!
That is on his second term agenda!