OBAMA – CARE
After playing a round of golf with Tiger Woods Obama decided to contact a call girl.
He contacted the first one, a high end blond suggested by Tiger and told her, “I am the President of the United States, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’
She replied, “$5,000.”
Next he contacted Tigers second suggestion, a brunette and asked asked the same question.
Her reply was “$4,000.”
The third time he called a redhead, recommended by a Secret Service agent and asked the same cost question.
The redhead responded with, “Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times people are struggling with, keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then you can have it for free, like the immigrants.”
A Conservative View 