OBUMSACARE ENROLLMENT SNAFU!
Apparently three years of preparation and propaganda did not produce a workable Internet method to sign up electronically. Now to receive the pain, suffering and added expense for Americans that work for anyone besides the government, they have a mail in method.
To make my readers aware, earlier today I received my “OBAMACARE ENROLLMENT PACKAGE” directly from the White House.
· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker
· A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
· A ‘Blame Republicans first, then anybody but a democrat poster
· A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· A pre-approved application for food stamps
· A prayer rug and an ACORN membership card
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my butt.
Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.