A Conservative View

TEN REASONS THE DEMOCRATS LOST!

Using an old Letterman Top Ten reasons to vote Democratic, I have compiled the following to explain how the Democrats lost the election this week. Thanks to my friend Allan Moore for the idea. CB

#10. Democrats demand that Americans be given the right to marry anyone they want to regardless of their beliefs or laws. Some want to be able to marry their German shepherd.

#9. Democrats believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but when the government taxes the same gallon at 15% it’s acceptable.

#8. Democrats believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would.

#7. Democrats believe that Freedom of Speech is fine as long as “nobody” in the world is offended by it.

#6. Democrats believe that citizens are totally irresponsible to own a gun. They are certain that local police are all we need to protect us from murderers and thieves. They are fully satisfied that someone will call 911 service so that when the police get to your home they can properly identify your body after the home invasion.

#5. Democrats believe that as long as we keep all death row inmates and terrorists alive and comfy they will adjust and can be model citizens.

#4. Democrats believe that illegal aliens have a right to vote, receive free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. They just vote to reduce the benefits for those who paid into the system to pay for it.

#3. Democrats believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They should just break even, give all profits to the government instead of shareholders and let the government redistribute it to buy more Democratic votes.

#2. Democrats believe that Federal Judges need to rewrite the Constitution as often as necessary to satisfy creation of a Socialists democracy and regulate every facet of our freedoms and rights. They would demand that all government employees and federally elected politicians have to belong to the ACLU and the Sierra Club.

And, the #1 reason is, Democrats believe that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, let Canada sell its oil to China and stop drilling our own oil because it upsets the “Tree Huggers” and the endangered beetles, gophers, or fish here in America. Democrats don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in other countries.

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits” Albert Einstein

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Thanks Allan, I could add hundreds more reasons but this should be enough for any sane voter to understand. One other major factor was the Republicans were smart enough to avoid stupid mistakes of the past and challenge Roe vs Wade. They seldom can control their emotions over this law of the land. CB