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MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY!

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So, I met with my lawyer yesterday and on his advice, I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the recipient.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. Happy ______ … whatever floats your boat!

Anon

Thanks Dr. Forrest for sharing this message and let me wish everyone a very Happy New Year.  C Brewer

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2 thoughts on “MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY!

  1. Baxter Henderson on said:

    I fitted in there somewhere Clyde. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Sit and watch the birds in your feeder and sip a whisky for me. I’ll be doing the same for all of you.

    Baxter

  2. wally kittman on said:

    SKIP THE BULL SHIT—-MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HOPE YOU HAVE A
    GOOD 2015

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