A Conservative View

Praying that Donald Trump can save Americas freedoms!

APHORISMS!

My great friend Bob McGraw in Florida sent me a message with the following words of wisdom. I have no idea who wrote these but I would feel bad if I did not share them with you. This has been a slow day and Obama actually did not appear on the news to make a fool of himself. C Brewer

It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

We have enough “youth”. How about a fountain of “smart”?

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control.

Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

If at first you don’t succeed, Skydiving is not for you

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

“I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

Maybe I can get motivated tomorrow to create another conservative thought?  CB

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