ICE, “Illegal Crisis Engineer”
Sitting here in my hospital room in deep east Texas has increased my time watching 24/7 news exposure. Having lived in Texas all of my life has obviously brought the illegal alien issues into our lives along with the folks in New Mexico and Arizona. I omitted California as they have been the land of fruit and nuts all of my life. California will always have a lip lock on the fruity groups but the Hanoi Janes and John Kerry’s expanded the dissidents movements from the Pacific coast eastward to the Atlantic Ocean during the war in Viet Nam.
About the same time in the late 1960’s we has an explosion and some of the nuts spread to places like Arkansas, and illinois. This brought us the Clintons, Ayres, Obamas and other assorted nuts who started their own war with our government. These warped American traitors were encouraged by the sorriest Texan/Americans ever born, Lyndon Johnson. LBJ wrecked America and caused more damage to our “Freedoms” than every enemy we ever fought a war with.
I have a solution to make everyone happy and keep our ICE agents busy and make the people who oppose the ICE program happy.
To help our economy ICE can buy a fleet of luxury busses and some luxury train sleepers to transport every illegal that shows up on the Arizona/New Mexico/Texas border seeking a free new life for the next 60 days. Everyone from Arizona would be sent to Oregon/Washington/Idaho/Montana/North Dakota/Wyoming/Colorado/Utah. ICE would create a formula to dispense the illegals equally in each city and state. Those from New Mexico would be equally dispensed to Oklahoma/Kansas/South Dakota/Wisconsin/Iowa.
The ones who arrive in Texas would be handled a little differently. The State Capital would be moved from Austin to San Antonio. Travis county would be given to Mexico free and clear. Passports would be required.
Illegals crossing the Rio Grande desiring to live in Travis County would be escorted by ICE to the new border. All others would be taken by bus and train to the state of their desire. Ones who had no preference would be delivered to Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Virginia and West Virginia based on population.
Once they all got relocated. Ice would return to their duty stations and the borders would be closed. Any alien desiring to return home and those undesired by the new states would pay ICE to send them to jail or home. ICE would be allowed ro sell them to California.
I would hire Joe Arpaio to establish prisons along the Rio Grande to inter aliens and make the countries of origin pay to house and feed them or take them home. They would pay for the wall.