Unemployment is no longer a problem. Obama has decreased the number of people looking for jobs with brilliant new leadership and innovative programs. So far he provided more than 2,000,000 capable Americans with Social Security Disability. We now have over 49,000,000 Americans on welfare. Making unemployment payments permanent will relieve several million others from having to look for work. His government now creates more than 100,000 new government jobs each month.
Since unemployment problems have improved, by next year we will have to increase immigration to the United States to just fill open jobs in the government sector. Companies can just continue to move operations to other countries as they will be unable to compete with the government pay scales and benefits. Raising the minimum wages will close all fast food operations and help achieve Obama’s goal to reduce calorie intake and make everyone healthier. The young people who are entering the work force and provided labor for the fast food industry will be required to live with their parents until they are 26. A new government cabinet level department will be required to settle family disruptions. They can name it Barack’s American Dispute Association or “BAD Ass” for an acronym. This will create the need for at least 200,000 more government lawyers.
With Obamacare eliminating preventive medical procedures for Americans over 75 will reduce the burden and costs of the unplanned increase we have had in life expectancy. This will allow more money to be taken from Medicare to increase Medicaid coverage for those who are unemployed and on welfare.
The next thing to prepare for is another government department to be named Stimulus Trust Ink or for an acronym “STINK”. All they will have to do is print a lot more money at an accelerated aggressive rate. Obama currently feels we have far too many unstimulated Americans that don’t really have enough money to feel stimulated. People just need to calm down as Obama promised us things will get better if we just give it enough time. Obama tells us we are the richest country on the planet and we have enough wealth to go around. The problem is that far too many have too much wealth and far too many deserve what others have worked for. Working hard to save has been totally unfair to those who really don’t want to work.
The latest news from our liberal leaders in Congress is that we have been unfair to our poor Congressmen and Senators who need more stimulus. These dedicated, loyal, honest, ethical, overworked public servants are having to scrape by on a measly 175K a year salary and benefits. Obama feels that those of us who did work and save for retirement should really feel ashamed of ourselves. We should agree to let them tax 100% of our Government benefits checks, our old Social Security money that we saved.
To make “STINK” work we will have to buy more printing presses to print more money. That really presents another major problem. We will have to outsource the work overseas since we can’t manufacture anything anymore. We can import the paper and save some of our trees. Along that thought process we could also save more trees by using plastic toilet paper.
Freedom loving Americans should go out and find someone that will admit they voted for Obama’s re-election and apologize to them for not supporting the “change” that they voted for. Just think Obama will have destroyed more freedoms in just eight years that all Presidents in America’s history.
It would not surprise me to see Obama receive a second Nobel Peace Prize for dividing, Congress and half of all Americans hating each other and making success look criminal for everyone but Liberal-Progressive politicians.
Americans, half of us can cry and half of you can applaud, we have destroyed ourselves from within. This was predicted by Marx and Lenin a long time ago. Obama can bow to Putin, at least Putin is a leader. Sadly they are both totally wrong and misguided.