A Texan accidentally ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a local policeman.
He provides the cop with his drivers license, insurance papers and his Concealed Carry Permit (CCW).
The cop said, “Okay, Mr. Smith, I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today”?
Mr. Smith replied, “Yes I am”.
“Well then, you better tell me what you are carrying?”
Smith says, “Well I have a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There is a 9mm semi-automatic in the glove box. I have a .22 magnum in my right boot.”
“Okay” the cop says. “Anything else?”
“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That about it.”
The cop says, “Are you on the way to a gun range….?”
Smith says, “Nope.“
The cop then says, “What are you afraid of?”
Smith responds, “Not a thing in the world.”