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GOVERNMENT WISDOM

 

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that;

When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount.  

However, in government more advanced strategies are always employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4.  Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse’s performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance. 

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially  more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses 

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

 

And of course….

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

Thanks Jim

BREAKING NEWS RELEASE

Obama and the news networks report that the Romney’s are selfish for keeping a horse? What they omitted was;
*They employ a groom with a family to support.
*They pay for the feed that’s sold by someone with a family to support.
*The feed is transported in trucks by someone with a family to support.
*The truck is manufactured in a factory by people with families to support.
*The feed is grown by farmers with families to support.
*Who must have a barn built by construction workers with families to support.
*The materials are trucked by drivers with families to support.
*Again the truck was built in factories with workers with families to support.
 
This is just a part of an endless chain of why free enterprise in America made us the envy of the world.

That one Romney horse has done more to put Americans to work than the horse’s ass in the White House.

 
Thanks Pete
 

GOVERNMENT PROBLEM SOLVING.

 The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on  from generation to generation, says that:
“When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount.”

In government, and other equally dysfunctional organizations, more advanced strategies are usually taken, such as;

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing  riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4.  Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be  included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as  living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead  horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase  speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to  increase the dead horse’s performance.
10. Doing a productivity  study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to  be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially  more to the bottom line than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And of course….
13. Promoting the dead  horse to a supervisory position. And the best action to stop oil production.

14. Making dead horses an endangered species.

Thanks Allan, i’ll share the wisdom.


 

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