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AMERICAS DIVORCE AGREEMENT

WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT…

The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.

–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles, and give you NBC and Hollywood.

–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

–You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

— When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley MacLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt Tesla and Leaf you can find.

–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

–I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine,” “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing,” “Kumbaya,” or “We Are the World.”

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an America

S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. .

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

God Bless This Wonderful Young Patriot. Please Forward This To Everyone You Know, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In?? Feel Free To Add Your Comments Like I Did To Show You Agree Or Disagree.

God Bless Those Who Love The America I Have Watched Be Torn Apart By These Progressive-Liberal-Terrorists In My Lifetime.

Clyde Brewer 

“USELESS IDIOTS” PART 3- THEY CAN SAVE THE WORLD!

 

I recently saw a tee shirt with the caption “I started with nothing and I still have most of it”. If you read my recent article this caption perfectly describes what I invented as a “Useless Idiot”. Watching the army of liberal losers, that currently are demonstrating for social justice on Wall Street grow, it is apparent we need to share their wisdom and education with other parts of the world.

These folks, Obama and congressional democrats are obviously unhappy with the free enterprise system of our Republic and they are hell bent on creating a socialist government and society in America. Even they know this will never happen. If this army of malcontents had been alive in 1918 or 1941 we would all likely be speaking German or Japanese today and Obama would be praying five times a day in Africa. Americans have risen up to defend freedom against tyranny many times in my 81 years and they will do it again every time these morons try to destroy the greatest nation ever created.

These apparent homeless, unemployed, over educated cult members have convinced me they are happy living in tents, suffer hardships to advance their cause and wish to share the wealth of those who earned theirs working. I wonder how many of them are living on government subsidies and have no desire to work? I propose the following suggestions to make sure they accomplish something worthwhile in their lifetime.

Gather up a hundred thousand and send them to Mexico to combat the drug cartels and force them to share their wealth with the ordinary people. Make Richard Trumka the leader as his organizing success has him spellbound. This would reduce the unemployment in the USA and provide them with a socialist success. They could use their education advantage to improve the entire Mexican population. When the economy is evenly shared it would entice the illegal’s here to go back home. Tourism increases would be tremendous. This would be a win for the “useless Idiots”, a win for the Mexican people and a win for all freedom loving Americans and one union. Wow, see how easy it is!

Next gather another 100,000 and send them to Afghanistan. Make Al Gore the leader assisted by Michael Moore as they are the smartest environmentalist alive. This group has convinced themselves that wars are a waste of money and they think they are the smartest people in the world. Just think of the things they could do like teach the people how to grow corn, hug trees, do without petroleum products, close their chemical plants, stop digging for coal and teach the people that they have no need to supply 90% of the world’s heroin to produce wealth. They would be successful at last, a war would end, drug use would diminish, and our unemployment would drop again. I feel sure that they could also talk Iran into dropping its nuclear ambitions and solve Pakistan’s displeasure by replacing the 100,000 military personnel currently unable to solve the political unrest. After all they will be just a stone’s throw from both countries. Another winning solution for everyone!

When you look at the potential leaders we have that are invincible like, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Polosi, Henry Waxman, Sheila Jackson Lee, it is awesome what they could do to settle all of the world’s problems. Just think what Barney Frank could do to show the Arabs how to spend their money. He would be a big hit in Saudi Arabia alone.

With this being the tip of the iceberg, it gives me chill bumps thinking of all of the great things that we could do to save the world. All we have to do is share our unhappy, over educated, non-working, career politicians with others.

C Brewer

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