AMERICA, THE WORLDS FUNNY FARM.
After watching the indictment of President Trump actually happen today, try to imagine what Headlines could follow.
4-11-2023, TRUMP CHARGED WITH PACKING SCOTUS WITH CONSERVATIVE JUDGES. FIVE MEMBERS OF THE COURT CHARGED BY CHAIRMAN ROBERTS WITH HOLDING SECRET MEETINGS IN VENEZUELA. TRUMP CHARGED WITH LOANING THEM THE AIRCRAFT BY NANCY POLOSI, APPOINTED TO SCOTUS WITH GEORGE SOROS DONATION TO THE FBI.
5-1-2023, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS TEXAS GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT JAILED FOR INTERFERING WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS DESTRUCTION OF TRUMP’S WALLS IN TEXAS. GOVERNORS OF NEW MEXICO, ARIZONA AND CALIFORNIA CHEER THE DECISION.
6-1-2023, THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO ANNOUNCED HIS DECISION TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AFTER BIDEN GRANTED HIM CITIZENSHIP.
7-1-2023, CHINESE OFFICIALS HAVE GRANTED CHINESE CITIZENSHIP TO HUNTER BIDEN AFTER HIS PURCHASE OF PROPERTY IN HONG KONG. PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED HIS PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY WILL BE BUILT ON LAND DONATED BY CHINA.
9-1-2023, CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM ANNOUNCED THAT AN ELECTION WILL BE HELD TO SELL CALIFORNIA BACK TO MEXICO AND HE WOULD BE APPOINTED PRESIDENT. TEXAS ANNOUNCED THAT NO MORE CALIFORNIAN’S COULD BUY PROPERTY IN TEXAS.
12-1-2023, SAUDI ARABIA JUST ANNOUNCED THAT ALL OIL HAD BEEN PRODUCED AS THE WELLS HAVE RUN DRY. RUMORS INDICATE THAT THEY WERE CHARGING RUSSIA WITH HORIZONTAL DRILLING AND FRACKING OF ALL OF THEIR OIL. HI-HO, HI-HO
ANOTHER RUMOR WAS THAT UKRAINE WAS OFFERING TO SELL OIL TO THE UNITED STATES TO FILL THEIR STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE. THEY NEED TO BUY MORE WEAPONS WITH CASH.
11-5-2024, TRUMP WINS AGAIN.
FBI RESIGNS ENMASSE.
TEXAS WALL WILL BE FINISHED BEFORE JANUARY.
ALL DRILLING AND PRODUCTION RESTRICTIONS REMOVED AND COAL PLANTS WILL REOPEN ASAP.
BIDEN RESIGNS DURING HIS TRIP TO HONG KONG.
NEW YORK AND CALIFORNIA LOST THEIR STATEHOOD AGREED TO BECOME PART OF MEXICO..
UKRAINE BUYS SAUDI ARABIA.
I plan to sit back and watch what happens at the “FUNNY FARM”. I hope that most of the “idiotic” events we have watched and my solutions will be humorous someday. The scary part is watching lawyers overreach with hidden powers that will destroy us.
Clyde Brewer
A Conservative View 