I AM A “SEENAGER”, ARE YOU?
My friend, DR. Peter Forrest sent me the basic facts to explain how fortunate it is to be a “Seenager”. I have changed the singular context of most of the document and both deleted, added or paraphrased some passages.
My age group is now known as “Seenager’s (Senior teenager’s). We have everything that wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.
We don’t have to go to school or work,
We get an allowance every month.
We have our own pad.
We don’t have a curfew.
We have a driver’s license and our own car.
We have ID’s that gets us into bars and the liquor store.
The people we hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
We have been blessed to live this long.
We don’t have acne.
Brains of older people function slower because we know so much. People do not decline mentally with age. Like a computer, it just takes us longer to recall facts because we have more information in our CPU/brains.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. This is NOT a memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people get more exercise.
I probably have more friends I should send this to, but I can’t remember their names. So, please forward this to all of your friends; they may also be my friends? ANON
Should you know who created the original “Seenager” fact sheet please let me know so I can give credit to them for a great way to cheer up all of us older folks.