PIST-AWF
I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails and have not recently written any new articles for the Blog. I have been under the weather since a doctor friend recently informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue ( PIST-AWF ).
For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. Symptoms include, but not limited to: Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your hair while viewing the President pandering to Muslim terrorists. Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice. Extreme hunger due to vomiting from seeing terrorists murdering innocent people every day. The crowning blow was the news from Obama and John Kerry that they have invited some 200,000 possibly radical terrorists from Syria to immigrate to America. I feel certain they will get immediate approval to vote in next years election along with the some 12,000,000 illegal aliens already here.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to being 85 years old! I wish to thank my friend Dr. Forrest for diagnosing my latest ailment. I am so happy to know that PIST-AUF is not an aging problem. Please let me know if you think you might have this same ailment and I will advise Dr. Forrest he has helped another frustrated conservative American. Waiting another year to find out if a cure is found will be agonizing and I sincerely hope that Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are successful in being given a chance to eliminate this horrible dilemma.
Dr.Forrest did not reveal who made the discovery of this medical breakthrough but they must be devout conservatives. Please share this with others you may know with this condition. If we make every conservative aware I feel certain Mr. Trump and Cruz will be successful in curing this terrible Progressive-Liberal disease.This is an unpaid political announcement.C Brewer 11-22-15
It must be terrible to wake up each morning with such a terrible affliction. I am advised that if the Hillary Rodham Clinton variant of the disease is successful, then the disease is terminal.
Baxter